Stories

Itsy, Bitsy, and Beezle

“The decibel level rose to a roar as they entered the club. The orchestra, comprised of twenty or so Suits, was belting out a raucous rendition of In The Mood, while the dance floor was a flurry of feet, hooves, wings and tails as Halos and Horns twirled, dipped, and flipped their partners in time to the music.”

This Town

“There’s only two kinds of men in this town, Nate’s kind and Drew’s kind, and it’s six one way, half a dozen the other. Either way, either one, I’m just as likely to end up on the wrong side of the dirt.”

The Space Between

“If you’re thinking there’s no one left for you to love, and no one left to love you, maybe you’re looking in the wrong places.”

Three Tickets to Telluride

“When Jaspers bare feet touched that metal plate and he pulled the lever – Hooo-weee! His body got all stiff-like, his face contorted something awful, and his hair just about stood up on end.”

A Woman of Good Manners

“It is a universal truth that a man of good fortune must be in want of a wife, and Jayne set  her sights on Edward, despite his reputation for being of a most disagreeable character.”

From Stars to Stardust

“Listen up children, speak not a word, and I’ll tell you the story of Mother Earth. Gather round the fire, sit quiet, and mind the wee ones don’t get close to the flame.”

Take a Walk on The Wild Side

“Doris was a drag. She knew this because Bernie told her so. Not only was she a drag, but she wasn’t very pretty, and she wasn’t very smart, and she was damn lucky to have landed a guy like him”

The Witch of The Wood

“Twas Father McDormand who first accused me of dancing naked with the devil in the wood.”

Broken

“Dr. Lowry says the community garden is mandatory, not because they need the food — they charge enough to afford any organic imaginable — but because it instills a sense of shared purpose.”

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